Benjamin, the blogging cat.

Poor Mommy. She had a very hard day. Furst she had to anser fifty emales and werk very hard. Then she had to give Joey his floods, and she stabbed herself with the neadle. Not on porpoise. Then Joey dint like getting his floods, so he bit her. Then she had to werk some more, then go to an awdishun, then go to a meating, then werk some more, then she had to go shoot somebody, I think she sed it was a cliant. Then she had to eat dinner withowt us, she wented to a restrant with her boss. Then she just got home, it is late! She gived us our dinners and werked some more. Now she is tired. Maybe she wuld like to play, that wuld wake her up!